October 23, 2020

Best Of 'Are You The One?' ft. Hookups, Happy Endings, & More! | #AloneTogether

(crowd shouting) >>: Oh, yeah!Freestyle rapping.

But here at Wild 'n Out we focus on the jokes >>: point added to the total score.

>>: and each punch line is one So, Josh, Loy Beth, Keena Keel.

Y'all can go homewith one of them comedy championship belts.

Y'all ready for it?(crowd cheering) (speaking indistinctly) So let's step up.

Black squad.

Red squad.

Let's get to it y'all.

(crowd cheering) DJ D-Wrek! Drop the beat.

(Hip Hop instrumental) ♪ Ay! Ay! Clapyour hands y'all ♪ ♪ Clap your hands y'all ♪ ♪ Ay! Something like this, ♪ ♪ yeah, uh ♪ ♪ Ever since all that ♪ ♪ I've been about the flows ♪ ♪ Y'all wanna hear me do arap, then out here it goes ♪ ♪ 'Cause like my manKel, I love her on soda ♪ ♪ And amma keep on rolling, like I'm on his coasters ♪ ♪ So I'ma freestyle andyou know I'm the man ♪ ♪ Y'all got to give it up ♪ ♪ Well don't take it down ♪ ♪ And I'm gonna keep on going, 'cause I'm in the mood ♪ ♪ My man Keena told meyeah, I was a super-doo.

♪ ♪ But I keep it popping, yo ♪ ♪ I keep it hot , yeah ♪ ♪ Laurie Beth, what'syour vital thought ♪ ♪ And I just go andkeep on rhyming ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon is perfect, Ican do it every time, yeah ♪ (crowd cheering)(beep) ♪ You out here trying tomake me look like a dummy ♪ ♪ But we all know yourrun up wasn't funny ♪ ♪ Uh ♪ (crowd wowing)(beep) ♪ I'm out here, I'mgetting my money ♪ ♪ Yeah.

♪ ♪ I still work for, Nick, Nick, Nick ♪ ♪ And y'all work for, Nick, Nick, Nick ♪ ♪ Only difference, I ain't suck no.

.

.

♪ (beep)(crowd applauding) >>: I thought we was gonna play?>>: I thought we came to play.

♪ Well the last rap wasout the question because ♪ ♪ on this show, you wasalways wearing dresses and ♪ (crowd wowing)(beep) ♪ I'm just letting you know, I keep it racks and I ♪ ♪ I can't do it cause youknow I'm all that, uh ♪ ♪ But I don't know what'sbetter, buzzer or bell ♪ ♪ They should have namedthat show, Kenan and fell ♪ (crowd wowing)(bell dings) >>: Hey Conceited, will you cutthis beat for me real quick? (Conceited) Hey yo, DJ D-Wrek! Cut the beat.

(horn blowing)(crowd cheering) >>: I just want to talk tothe Black team real quick.

Charlie Clips, you are sobig, I mean you're gigantic.

You'll sink the wholeplace, we call you Titanic.

(crowd wowing)(bell dinging) Shamin, you knowI'm coming to score, and unlike your lastname, we do not want more.

(crowd wowing)(bell dinging) Julia, you are so (beep) white, we should probably changeyour name to, Pumpkin Spice.

(crowd laughing)(bell dinging) Tim, I don't wannasound like I'm hating, but there's a tiny reasonthat I don't mess with Asians.

(crowd wowing)(bell dinging) And Tory, you shouldgo get Kelly Josh.

We don't think you are all that, we just think youare a bunch of farts.

(crowd cheering) (bell dinging) >>: Hold on.

See Justina.

.

.

(laughing faintly) You know what? You can't mess with mebecause it's too late, you love black (beep) so much, you dipped your hairin some Kool Aid.

(crowd wowing)(bell) >>: That was wastically funny.

(crowd laughing) >>: Yo, I love this show.

I'm 'bout to have an attitude.

I'm a dude, he's adude, she's a dude.

(crowd cheering and applauding) (bell dinging) >>: Hey, yo! DJ D-Wreck, who won that game? >>: I've got to give thatto the Black squad.

(crowd cheering and applauding) Make some noise forthe Black Squad! (indistinct) >>: DJ D-Wreck, drop the beat.

(hip hop instrumental) ♪ Clap your hands y'all, clap your hands y'all ♪ ♪ Clap your hands y'all, clap your hands y'all ♪ ♪ It's Nick Cannon, I onlyspeak facts of course ♪ ♪ I make ladies scream untilthey need back support ♪ ♪ You know what, get this ♪ ♪ They can't much thisboy, everybody give it up ♪ ♪ For the wack street boys ♪ (Clips) Oh, let's roll.

(crowd laughing)(bell) ♪ Yo! You the hostof this show ♪ ♪ But that's allyou finna be about ♪ ♪ I'm still tryingto figure out ♪ ♪ what rap career thatpeople talking about ♪ (crowd wowing)(beep) >>: Oh, okay.

Hold up.

Oh, you got one too?Okay.

♪ Because everybody ask medid the Black Team suck ♪ ♪ I said, they living up totheir name, pretty much ♪ (crowd wowing)(bell) >>: Stay right herebro.

Stay right here.

♪ Ay, your bars is wack, youshould throw in the towel ♪ ♪ All y'all boss' Nick, meanwhile ours is Simon Cowell ♪ (crowd cheering)(bell) >>: Okay, ♪ So I know ally'all are on tour ♪ ♪ And you are making big bucks ♪ ♪ But I heard all your musicand it pretty much suck ♪ >>: Whoo! (crowd cheering)(beep) Black lightening.

>>: What's up? ♪ Hey yo, Emmanuel what'sthat on your neck bro ♪ ♪ You've got the sameexact nose as a hippo ♪ ♪ I said it's going down, and I rap so smart ♪ ♪ He got the MichealJackson jacket ♪ ♪ He bought from Walmart ♪ ♪ Hold up, hola Sicko ♪ ♪ You know I'm the man though ♪ ♪ Take off that hat, ninjaturtle Micheal Angelo ♪ (crowd laugh)(bell) ♪ He got the pickle head, and he don't want it ♪ ♪ I owned it, know thewhole team is wounded ♪ ♪ Ay yo, Emmanuel ♪ ♪ You take off myhat, that's wack ♪ ♪ If you take off yours, yourhairline is running way back ♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ Your game is going down ♪ ♪ I'm not playing no games ♪ ♪ I'm Chico Bean, everybody knows my name ♪ ♪ Okay, I put the hat backon, I do what you do ♪ ♪ My hairline justtrying to get like you ♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ You ain't that now, youknow I do this all day ♪ ♪ She like the way I kick her ♪ ♪ and I do it in a major way ♪ ♪ Hey yo, Emmanuel ♪ ♪ What's up ♪ ♪ Yeah, am never letting ♪ ♪ Your man outfit gothis nut sack sweating ♪ (crowd laughing) ♪ Your know it's going down, what's wrong with him ♪ ♪ Okay, Okay ♪ ♪ Okay, you go ♪ ♪ Hold up, hold up ♪ ♪ Red Squad, the whole Red Squadain't taking no disrespect ♪ ♪ Where the hellis your parents ♪ ♪ This is child neglect ♪ (crowd laughing)(bell) ♪ You know, this flow, it comes with me ♪ ♪ we the Red Squad, andwe taking everything ♪ ♪ You's a bam, and that'sfact, there is evidence ♪ ♪ She had that wig sinceObama was the president ♪ (crowd cheer)(bell dinging) ♪ I ain't playing no games ♪ ♪ You know my name ♪ ♪ I'm Chico Bean, I'm theking of this game (beep) ♪ (crowd cheering)(bell dinging) (indistinct) >>: D>>: Wreck! >>: That was really close.

But I'm going to have tosay that the winner is, the Red Squad.

Make some noise forthe Red Squad y'all! (crowd cheering) >>: What?Are you serious? DJ D-Wreck, drop the beat.

(hip hop instrumental) ♪ Uh, uh, clapyour hands y'all ♪ ♪ Uh, uh, yo, yo ♪ ♪ From the window to the wall ♪ ♪ Black Squad, youabout to fall ♪ ♪ Yo Lory, we know you gota whole lot of talent ♪ ♪ But the rest of your squad, them (beep) is off balance ♪ (crowd wowing)(bell) >>: All right.

♪ Come on Nick, youare tired and old ♪ ♪ And unlike your chains, mine are real gold ♪ (crowd wowing)(bell dinging) >>: Oh, yeah.

Real gold.

>>: (indistinct) Onetime.

Ay Yo DJ D-Wreck, could you please turn off the beat real quick? Con's dumb (crowd laughing)Yeah I know you've got views.

But when I'm with Con's mum, Con-doms is what we do not use.

(crowd wowing) (bell dinging)>>: Hard! >>: Raw sex! With you mother.

(crowd laughing) >>: All right.

Well I heardshe was really searching cause now you getting reallynervous cause my mum said she didn't even feel it.

The police filed thatas a missing person.

(crowd wowing) (bell dinging) >>: Time out.

Charlie Clips.

Comehere Clips.

Real quick.

(crowd cheering) Charlie Clips, from thelooks of those breasts, you just might have a vagina.

And his favoritefamily member is, Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemimah.

(crowd laughing)(bell ringing) >>: Bring the beat back!(hip hop instrumental) >>: Hold on, chill don'tbring the beat back, I'm 'bout to let the heat clap.

(crowd wowing) You know better son, what we got today? Diggy Simmons and Reverend Ron.

(crowd wowing) Watch your mouth, freestyleoff the top, just ask Nick.

Ain't you a gymnist? So show your team how to split.

(crowd woowing)(bell) >>: Hold on, time out.

You call me Reverend Ron?But I don't do no faking.

And since I'm a reverend, I'm going to go to church and pray you stop eating bacon.

(crowd laughing)(bell dinging) Listen, Charlie Clipps, you a really big fella.

And your penis is usingyour stomach as a umbrella.

Get your fat ass out of here.

(crowd laughing) >>: First of all.

Hold on, don't go nowhere my man.

You said you wasgoing to church, but you shouldpray? Then go there.

And while you prayingI stop eating meat, I'ma pray that you grow hair.

(crowd cheering)(bell dinging) >>: Conceited, boy you so soft.

We got us a snow white andyou are the seventh dwarf.

(crowd wowing) Hey man, you alwaystrying to be tough.

You're always trying to spark.

But you the only man who gotbald-headed with stretch marks.

(crowd wowing) (buzzer) >>: All right, listen.

I know everything youlike is food related.

That's what thiskidda really do.

I mean he is so fat, his favorite dance is the chicken noodle soup.

(crowd laughing)(bell dinging) I mean, Nick you reallygot a weight problem, but let me tell you, your main problem weight.

Big boy you the only one thattried to drink a Harlem Shake.

(crowd laughing)(bell dinging) >>: Bring the beat back!(hip hop instrumental) >>: All right Justina.

♪ You ain't got noass, without a trace ♪ ♪ The only cake you got, isthat (beep) on your face ♪ (crowd wowing)(bell dinging) >>: Okay, check it.

♪ I'm like Zo, youshouldn't try to rhyme ♪ ♪ 'Cause you look like abootleg Ty Dolla Sign ♪ ♪ With a lot less money, and a lot less stease ♪ ♪ But a lot morescrapes 'cause yo ♪ ♪ You've been on them knees ♪ (crowd cheering)(bell dinging) >>: DJ D-Wreck, makesome sense out of this.

>>: Black Squad wins y'all.

Make some noise forthe Black Squad.

(crowd cheering) >>: What game are we watching? (Hip Hop instrumental) ♪ Ay, ay clap yourhands, y'all ♪ ♪ Ay, yeah T.

I (beep), everybody know you hot ♪ ♪ But you need Wild 'nOut to give you a cheque ♪ ♪ To pay for all thedamn kids you got ♪ (crowd wowing)(bell dinging) >>: Ay, since you've got somuch to say it to Erby man.

(crowd laughing) ♪ Well, but that's the onlydisrespect (beep) can get.

♪ (Indistinct singing) (beep) ♪ Can Nick Cannon can beon some other (beep) ♪ (crowd wowing) >>: Yeah, Emmanuel.

♪ Ain't nobody everWildstylin', sing on the beat ♪ ♪ I'ma be the first onein Wild 'n Out history ♪ ♪ You see, I'm nicewith the flow ♪ ♪ And you know I'venever lost it ♪ >>: Oh, oh.

♪ Pig, your lips looklike breakfast sausage ♪ (crowd laughing)(bell dinging) >>: Okay.

♪ uh, he got a big head, yes ♪ ♪ But you know what bigger ♪ is my P-E-N-I (buzzer) You don't give me a buzzwhen I want my freaking bell.

My penis is big, and it'sgoing to stay that way.

(crowd laughing) >>: Black Team, Ineed all you guys up here, real quick.

Okay? You damn right Brooklyn.

I like this bar.

♪ Okay, okay, hit me, and you get done worse ♪ ♪ If there's a fight, you probably run first ♪ ♪ I play for the power team ♪ ♪ Julia, you some Cara cream ♪ ♪ Funny Mike, you can't see me ♪ ♪ You look toomuch just like DC ♪ ♪ Armstrong, why you wear that ♪ ♪ (Indistinct) Probablywant their hair back ♪ ♪ J TOP, let me set it out, you are the worst competitor ♪ ♪ The only show you good onis, How to Catch a Predator ♪ ♪ And T.

I you can see, that I am a real lady ♪ ♪ I write my own (beep), Iain't nothing like Iggy ♪ (crowd cheering)(bell dinging) ♪ I ain't got time to be going ♪ ♪ back and forthwith you all night ♪ ♪ You said you not likeIggy, you got damn right ♪ (crowd cheering)(bell dinging) ♪ Don't hate man, I got real cake ♪ ♪ Hers (beep) is real fake ♪ ♪ You wanna flirt with me butyou just like a real snake ♪ ♪ That (beep) was real weak ♪ ♪ They all went to sleep ♪ ♪ You hit me up last night ♪ ♪ Talking about howyou trying to creep ♪ ♪ You hit it from theback and you like that ♪ ♪ As a matter of fact, I ain't like that ♪ ♪ He pulled me uplike , hey man ♪ ♪ I can hit you right back ♪(crowd cheering) ♪ I'm the illestbitch with the flow ♪ ♪ Don't act likeyou don't know ♪ ♪ Nick Cannon (indistinct)I'm 'bout to steal the show ♪ (crowd cheering)(bell dinging) >>: DJ D-Wreck! Makesome sense out of this.

>>: You know I've got togive it to that Red Squad.

Make some noise forthe Red Squad, y'all! (crowd cheering) >>: DJ D-Wreck! Drop the beat.

(hip hop instrumental) ♪ Clap your hands, y'all ♪ Here we go.

Brooklyn, I'm gonnatell them like this.

♪ Uh, black youngsters, yeah ♪ ♪ The captain ofthe Black Squad ♪ ♪ Your whole team bitch, ♪ ♪ They don't evenknow how to act hard ♪ ♪ But yo, let me hityou with some facts ♪ ♪ The reason you carry cash ♪ ♪ 'Cause you can'tafford a black card ♪ (crowd cheering)(bell dinging) ♪ Uh, uh, I use my moneyfor the strippers ♪ ♪ And treat like a sport ♪ ♪ You use your money for babymamas and child support ♪ (crowd cheering)>>: True.

True facts.

>>: Yo Nick! ♪ Season 11, we kickingit cause it's hot ♪ ♪ but you gonna stop comingon set, dressing like a thot ♪ (crowd laughing) >>: Hold up.

♪ I can't believe you talking(beep) about my outfit ♪ ♪ Carlos, I told you dawg, you don't want it with Nick ♪ ♪ You got them camouflagepants on, that ain't (beep) ♪ ♪ I asked a girl, she said causeshe can't find your (beep) ♪ (crowd cheering) >>: Okay, all right.

Hold up, let me say something.

♪ Carlos Miller, I'mknown in the hood ♪ ♪ I got these pants on causeI'm slanging that wood ♪ (crowd cheering)(bell dinging) ♪ Look, hey Wild 'nOut, I'm the barman ♪ ♪ You so confused, you don't know if ♪ ♪ you want to be DCYoungfly or Tarzan ♪ (crowd wowing)(bell dinging) >>: All right, hey yo, DJ D-Wreck? >>: Yeah.

>>: Cut the beat.

(horn blowing)(crowd cheering) Hey yo, Cordel.

Come here man.

You used to playfootball for UCLA, now that's the blunt truth.

You should have came here wearing the band aid bythe way UCLA cut you.

(crowd wowing)(bell dinging) And Justina, no, youdon't say nothing.

Because you knowI don't play fair.

Last night in my room, I told you, stay there.

I put so much kidsin your grill, Turned your mouth to a daycare.

(crowd cheering)(bell dinging) >>: Con, with those short arms, I imagine you touching me.

If you want to go down, youwould have to go up on me.

(crowd cheering)(bell dinging) So, me give you some buns? I'm like, “Never!”.

So if we did (beep), Idefinitely don't remember.

(crowd wowing)(bell dinging) >>: DJ D-Wreck! Makesome sense out of this.

>>: I got to say, theBlack Squad won.

Make some noise forthe Black Squad! (crowd cheering) (hip hop instrumental) >>: Where y'all team captain?I wanna talk to you man.

>>: With Me? (indistinct) Go ahead.

♪ You rock Ruff and Stuffwith her afro post ♪ ♪ With all this chocolate, I can't get enough ♪ ♪ So, I'ma tell you likethis, I won't beg you ♪ ♪ But I will change mylast name to Mr.

Lanegra ♪ (crowd laughing)(bell dinging) >>: Ay Clips, get up here boy.

(crowd wowing) Ay, If you look at Clips, he wider than the ocean.

He the only one on stage thatuse mayonnaise for lotion.

(audience laughs) (timer buzzes) >>: I use mayonnaise for lotion, my (beep) shut up.

Looking like E-mandipped in ketchup.

(audience awes) (timer dings) >>: Ayo, DJ D-Wrek >>: Yeah >>: Cut the beats.

(air horn blaring) >>: Yvng Swag, come here.

Yvng Swag you already know, I'm the vet and you the rookie, and its ironic youwore cat slippers, ''cause that's the only timeyou'll be in some pussy.

(audience awes) >>: I mean, you goingagainst Conceited, you know I'm undefeated.

You better take off themdog and cat slippers before TimothyDeLaGhetto eat it.

(score board dings) >>: Said uh, Talking bout my team, you must be insane.

Wit you and Bobbie standingnext to each other, y'all look like”Pinky and the Brain” Get the hell out.

(scoreboard dings) >>: We gon lighten this up.

I want Bobby Lytes.

Get yo ass out here.

(audience claps and cheers) Get yo ass out here.

Turn the beat back on, turn the beat back on.

(upbeat beat music) >>: I heard you could rap, well I hope you get a hint.

Let's be clear you'reon “Love and Hip Hop, ” be'cause I quit.

>>: Ohhh.

Yo, yo, ha ha ha ha ha.

We know that you jokin.

Last night in my room, you was the one that was chokin.

Ah! Ha! (audience cheers) >>: Yo, I don't give a(beep) about that diss, I'ma treat you like my (beep), and shut you down with a kiss.

(audience cheers) (repetitive dings play) >>: You good D-Wrek? Ey, a W is a W.

>>: (beep) Brooklyn! Come on Brooklyn! (audience cheers) >>: DJ D-Wrek drop the beat.

Uh, uh, clap your hands y'all, clap your hands y'all.

A barbie doll wrestler, is that what yous was going for? Matter fact, we don't even knowwhat you was going for.

Could have been your pops, but I got up in the wrong chord.

I don't even know why you'renamed after a porn star.

(buzzer buzzes) >>: Before I got here Nick, I never saw “Drumline”.

I know that that's a sin, but don't worry, picked it up this week atthe Walmart 5 dollar bin.

(audience awes) (scoreboard dings) >>: Hey, a win is a win.

It was a sale, Iappreciate your purchase.

>>: Hey Nick Cannon, you can't rap.

You know that you're wack.

You got that tagon your headband, 'cause you're takin it back.

Okay.

(scoreboard dings) >>: Ayo Chico, it's timethat I make this right.

DJ D-Wrek has beenhatin all night.

But its cool, we stillgon' bring home the title.

Your man up here looklike a fake Sean Michaels.

But its cool, I'm a beast up in the jungle, for the Wild N' Out bit, you know I'm readyto rumble, wassup? You say you're ready to rumble, but you're lyin'.

Every time I hearyour jokes I'm cryin'.

DJ D-Wrek is a bum.

Your whole teamdoesn't want nun.

(score board dings)(audience cheers) >>: Is that true? Is that true? Karlous Miller, I'mtagging your hand.

>>: What you wanna do brother? Let's do it.

>>: Now I heard what you said, and that wasn'tpart of the plan.

This is Wild N' Out, we got one macho man.

>>: Oh.

(score board dings) >>: And that's me brother.

>>: Hey, listen.

>>: That's me brother.

>>: Doing the wild style battle, you know I'm the king.

Like this dude's face, I'm the lord of the ring.

(audience laughs)(scoreboard dings) >>: Chico, what you rap, isreally nothin' special.

That dude right there is in here lookingfor the precious.

(scoreboard dings)(audience laughs) >>: He's looking for the precious.

>>: Hey, let me talk to Bobbie.

You from That's SoRaven, that's so sick.

But I heard on that showyou was Raven's bitch.

You act so tough, every time you battle, I didn't know real gangstas came from the Disney Channel.

(scoreboard dings)(audience awes) >>: Ayo DJ D-Wrek, cut the beat.

(air horn blaring) >>: I guess I must be a chef, 'cause I damn sure cook like it.

You got this whitepowder on your face, this red hair.

Are you a clown? 'Cause you damnsure look like it.

(audience awes) >>: That was shaky, now check this out.

Look Bobb'e, I knowwhy you stressin, 'cause in the faceyou look forty, but the body you eleven.

(audience laughs)(scoreboard dings) The truth is, ayo, the truth is, I ain'teven mad at you.

What's your next movie deal, Midgets With Attitude? (audience roars)(scoreboard dings) >>: Ayo, come here real quick.

Come here, come here.

I'm not gonna lie, If Trump was to pull up here, y'all all are done.

'Cause he would deport eachand every one of y'all, one by one.

(audience laughs) (scoreboard dings) >>: I know these Mexicanjokes, what you gettin' mad, I'm getting old wid it.

Too bad, treat it just like Trump'swall and get over it.

(audience awes)(scoreboard dings) >>: And yo Nick, whatare you gonna say? That I'm small and not tall? I mean I'll treat yourgirl like WWE on Mondays, 'cause she let me (beep) raw.

>>: Oh, yeah.

(score board dings) >>: I mean, you ain'tgotta worry bout nothing.

I got em.

No wonder this isthe WWE episode, 'cause your careerhit rock bottom.

>>: Oh yeah brother! (audience cheers) (scoreboard dings repetitively) >>: But you work forme mother(beep).

DJ D>>: Wrek.

>>: I gotta give itto the Black Squad.

Make some noise forthe Black Squad y'all.

(audience cheers) >>: My man didn't come to play.

(audience claps and cheers) >>: Drop the beat.

(groovy beat plays) >>: Yo, we the Red Squad, and we ain't never leaving.

Thought y'all could play man, y'all was just teasin'.

Imma give you something, more than a reason.

If you (beep) up this time, this yo last season.

(audience cheers) (scoreboard dings) >>: Man don't let me hold you, this our last season? Nah, that's what America'sGot Talent told you.

(audience laughs) (scoreboard dings) >>: I want HitMan, I want E-Man and I wantDC to come right here.

>>: I bet you do.

(audience laughs)>>: All right, here I go With these bars I'mtrynna change the game, HitMan, tell 'em howI gave you your name.

(audience cheers) (scoreboard dings) Okay, E-Man, youcan dress to the T, but tell them how youjust the DL version of me.

>>: Okay.

And DC with this wuss out, there aint no stoppin'.

DC, when can Itake you shoppin'? (audience cheers) (scoreboard dings) >>: Look, Imma get my cake up.

You touch me again, Imma slap you so hard, that you gon likewomen when you wake up.

(audience laughs) (scoreboard dings) >>: Domestic violenceis not funny HitMan.

(audience laughs) >>: Justina, you looklike a man in the face, like somebody ran a damnmini van in your face.

And you talk like you smoke a pack ofcigarettes in a day.

(audience laughs)(scoreboard dings) (Justina Valentine)Okay check it out lil man, check it.

I'm like now I'vereally seen it all.

A thugged out midget whomakes Karl look tall.

In a battle I will murk you.

Wild N' Out look, itsthe new Steve Urkel.

And matter of fact, y'all could hold this L.

I bet we will see noneof y'all on season 12.

(scoreboard dings)(audience laughs) >>: Ayo DJ D-Wrek.

>>: Yo whatup, whatup.

>>: Cut the beat.

(air horn blaring) >>: Come here B.

All your bars and yourgames, they all are weak.

The only reason why youcame here in a robe, is 'cause your rapsput us all to sleep.

(audience cheers)(scoreboard dings) >>: I mean I don't know why I'm really even frontin' on you.

With this outfit on it look like Elmo nutted on you.

(audience awes)(scoreboard dings) >>: Nick, don't laugh.

>>: A midget with a ski mask.

Talkin' bout you gon'click and pop it.

If I bowl this lil (beep)up, he can fit in pocket.

Who you supposed to be? Conceited dipped in chocolate? >>: Hold on, holdon, hold on wait.

>>: They did real good, but yo its time to face it.

Wild N' Out meet the newbies, they new replacements.

(audience awes)(scoreboard dings) >>: You suck so bad youchanged your name to pornstar (audience laugh)(scoreboard dings) (Conceited) I meaneverybody hates you, Nick don't even rate you.

It's ironic you looklike a number 2 pencil.

That's why next seasonis gonna erase you.

(audience cheers) (scoreboard dings repetitively) >>: I'm gonna have to say theBlack Squad won that one.

Make some noisefor the Black Squad (audience chants and screams) Yeah, give it upfor the black squad.

♪ Clap your hands y'all, clap your hands y'all ♪ ♪ Brooklyn ♪ ♪ Where we at y'all ♪ ♪ Brooklyn ♪ ♪ I'm a killer she aBee but the gag is ♪ ♪ I'm the illest MC ♪ ♪ I'm as bad as your wig uh ♪ ♪ But imMa tell youhow to come off dis ♪ ♪ If we had kids theybe bad as (beep) ♪ ♪ But you know what, imma take that chance ♪ ♪ 'Cause you gon comeup on this stage ♪ ♪ With no goddamn pants ♪ Where yo pants at! ♪ You know I work ♪ ♪ I've secured the bag, all you do is choke ♪ ♪ And I guess that'sthe real gag ♪ (audience cheers) (scoreboard dings) ♪ Nick, I used towatch this show ♪ ♪ When I was a shorty ♪ ♪ You still doing thisshow, and you damn near 40 ♪ (scoreboard dings) ♪ Why they callyou Charlie Clips ♪ ♪ You should beCharlie Chipped ♪ ♪ Put down the Snickers, put down the Twix ♪ ♪ Just (beep) in the sunand make the solar eclipse ♪ (audience cheers) ♪ Hold on HitMan, Igotta holla at you ♪ ♪ You a male stripper ♪ ♪ They should bethrowin dollars at you ♪ ♪ Why you talkin ♪ ♪ 'Cause (beep) ya looklike a young dolphin ♪ >>: What the (beep).

(audience laughs) (scoreboard dings) ♪ You from the shop butyou aint gon spray liar ♪ ♪ With this vest it looklike you kill gay vampires ♪ ♪ They way youdress is so ugly ♪ ♪ That you comefrom Wild N' Out ♪ ♪ To playin the game JUMANGI ♪ (audience laughs) ♪ Come on KeKe, you could fight ♪ ♪ Don't smile 'cause yougot on them boots in white ♪ (audience cheers) (scoreboard dings) >>: This ones goingout for you dawg I've been writing thisfor five minutes, ready? ♪ Yo, ey ♪ ♪ Bitch you see, I knowyou feelin scared ♪ ♪ He got this sweateroff a BuildABear.

♪ (audience laughs) (scoreboard dings) Sore, bitch boy (audience laughs) ♪ Before you cut the beatI wanna state a fact ♪ ♪ Charlie Clips got titties ♪ ♪ On his back.

♪ (audience cheers) (scoreboard dings) ♪ On his back ♪ ♪ Charlie Clip's gottitties on his back! ♪ Charlie Clip's gottitties on his back! (scoreboard dings repetitively) >>: DJ D-Wrek who won? >>: I gotta give thatto the Black Squad.

Make some noise forthe Black Squad y'all.

(audience chants) >>: DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.

Oh, oh , bring Mattup here real quick I want y'all to clapyour hands y'all.

♪ Ay yo Matt you remember me ♪ ♪ Yo I'm gon get itain't defendency ♪ ♪'Cause he may be lightskin ♪ ♪ But he's got dark(beep) tendencies ♪ (audience laughs)(scoreboard dings) Leave him alone he be bitin.

>>: Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Cut that (beep) >>: I said my name is Mariahand that's not a joke but like the other Mariah, I'm bout to leave yo ass broke (audience awes) Hold up.

(scoreboard dings) >>: Now a lot of peoplewould say you a jerk but I don't see no jerkins.

The whole time Ibeen on this stage, I been wonderin why the (beep) you been wearin that turban.

>>: Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I didn't wanna do this but I guess I gotta scorch it.

This right here is the definition ofa culture vulture.

So, Ima keep this (beep) real.

I don't even knowwhat I'm about to do 'cause the MariahI'm with got more ass and money than you.

(audience yelps) (scoreboard dings) (audience claps)Bring the beat back.

(hip hop beat begins) ♪ Check it out, listen ♪ ♪ Rip got a ponytail, and Matt got an escrow ♪ ♪ And I thought you wasthe catch me outside girl ♪ (audience laughs) (scoreboard dings) (raps in foreign language) ♪ They got merappin with a kid ♪ ♪ Now I'm looking crazy ♪ (raps in foreign language) ♪ Mr PO, I really do like you ♪ ♪ Wild N' Out girls ♪ ♪ Will one of y'all comeand change his diaper ♪ (audience yelps)(scoreboard dings) Cut this beat.

I wanna know how can you looklike a father and a toddler.

You look like you couldbe a teenage kid again and a senior citizen.

(audience laughs) (scoreboard dings) >>: No, no, no, no, no.

>>: Don't let himdo you like that.

>>: Y'all wanna know ifPO is a man or a baby? The decision is not even close.

He went through more to find out if he'sthe father of a child and the results said he's both.

(audience cheers) >>: Hold up, Con, man howyou gonna talk about PO.

Man that (beep) was cold.

No wonder y'all gonnabe changing clothes the next episode.

(audience groans) (scoreboard dings) >>: Freestyle off the top, his albums shelves aresomething I never knew.

You know why hetakin up for him? >>: Why?>>: 'cause his record sales are the same, they never grew.

(audience groans) (scoreboard dings) >>: Hold up I'm not gon stand here all macho and get all this disrespect.

Matter of fact, (beep) takemy chain off your neck.

(audience yelps) (scoreboard dings) >>: Okay Nick.

Okay.

Youdidn't have to be dramatic for you to 'cause a scene but I'm happy you tookthat (beep) off my neck.

My shit was turning green.

(audience cheers) (scoreboard dings repetitively) (audience claps) >>: DJ D-Wrek? >>: I gotta give thatto the Black Squad.

Make some noise forthe black squad.

(audience cheers) >>: Mariah and Matt, they came to play.

Its been a hell of a show man.

DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.

(hip hop beat plays) (audience claps to beat) ♪ They say theblacker the college, ♪ ♪ The sweeter the knowledge.

♪ ♪ Ross, looks like youstopped eating that sausage ♪ ♪ I'm proud of you'cause now aint stoppin ♪ ♪ The Black Squad wholeblown going to pop em ♪ ♪ Imma give you aword of advice ♪ ♪ Don't sign noneof these (beep) ♪ ♪ They make wack music.

♪ (audience chuckles)(scoreboard buzzes) >>: Ayo DJ D-Wrek >>: Sup man >>: Cut the beat >>: Ayo Nick I know you heard me.

Every time you wear thisturban you look a little nerdy.

But since you dress likeyou work at 7-eleven, I'll have your girlgive me a slurpee.

(audience groans) (scoreboard dings) I mean me and herare really close way more than acouple of friends, and after she giveme that slurpee, she says thank you, come again.

(audience laughs) (scoreboard dings) (Conceited) AyoBobb'e come here.

You see, now I knowI'm short right? Ha But I should handle thischild in the worst way with that body andthat face you could be the father and son on take your child to work day.

(audience cheers) (scoreboard dings) >>: Hey big baby, I knowthis without a doubt if you took that shirt off, you would look just like Martin in Big Momma House.

Say yo Shlab, (scoreboard dings) what is yo hobby? I asked Keith Sweat who are you, guess what he said, [All Members) Nobody! (scoreboard dings) (audience laughs) >>: I'm Shlab.

Don't ever get me started, all this come fromthe flea market.

(audience laughs) (scoreboard dings) >>: I know you from MMG, and you suppose to be shinin but I gotta let you know, that yo chain missin diamonds.

Bruh I don't know how– >>: Me being the boss, I'm soused to expensive (beep).

.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *