September 25, 2020

"The" Series – The Doctor | Avatar 1 | VIVA

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5 beats per minute) Vaikuntam.

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Sir Why is my lung making sounds? I think, its your stomach sounds sir.

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I am sure the sounds are coming from my kidney.

Anyways, Did our patients come? Yeah, A lot came sir Someone named Happy Singh He has been waiting since 127 hours Then, Call him in right now! Okay Sir (Happy Singh is happy) Tell me sir.

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(Happy Singh Communicated) Tell me, what happened sir? (Happy Singh further Communicated) Why does this man laugh? A laugh a day, keeps a doctor away You are saying this before a doctor?? I know its not an easy task to be a doctor.

How many exams you had to write.

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and How many times you had to rewrite using slips It is no easy a job to kill someone in an operation theatre and act like a Happy Singh Sir, please come here first.

(Happy Singh said Yes) What the medical college, even your heart is laughing? Let's also check your blood pressure.

Help the fat fingers! What the question mark? Not even a single point risen? Which planet have you come from? I doubt ebola, please go and get an X-Ray there.

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Oh my Dolo 650.

What is he? A laughing terrorist? Tell me sir, What is your problem? I strongly doubt you are the patient and I am the doctor Its okay, it happens.

Its okay.

So, what do you do? I am the founder of Pranic healing.

I heal pranis.

Then why did you come to us? These days my blood pressure went up sky high sir What else do you expect for that shaking? A milk shake? Oh my Volini.

This back ache is killing me man.

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What? A back ache? I just started treatment.

Your pain should vanish.

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Has it gone? Answer me, has it gone? Ya its going, but first stop making air lassi.

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Let me feel your pulse once.

Ya hello? What happened? Kidney problem ah? Don't worry.

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I am starting the treatment, the problem will vanish Has it gone? Gone now? Great.

Okay, see you.

Tell me sir, What is your problem? The Paracetamol became Crocin again!! Sir I think even you have Ebola.

I will write few tablets, do swallow them You Must and should use these to stop your shaky shaky fingers.

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Ya, who is this? What's going in is not going out? I started the treatment.

Everything will go out now.

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Did it go out? Is it out? YES! But you should be out.

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Not tablets, Get a rope for this Shakespeare.

Okay sir A hand in need is a hand in deed.

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A shak'en hand is a shake in deed Why u no speak, baldy? Tell me sir, What is your problem? When I wake up, I have a pain in my head sir.

Oh, Headache! But it is not just that sir.

My nose is running sir Oh, Headache and cold? Nice combination But, Its not stopping sir.

Obviously, Running nose will always flow.

It is not about that flow sir.

Then what happens? My pain slides a little below And becomes throat pain sir.

Oh, This too? Throat pain! But, its not stopping here also Oh.

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Then? My chest is paining sir I am sure it is not the final destination.

Yes, you are right sir It goes down and becomes stomach pain.

Finally reached the junction? No sir.

Then it goes further down.

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Hold your horses.

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Is it pain or a plane? It's going everywhere! Why do you think I came here? Okay I will prescribe you some medicines.

Okay? Are these sufficient? No dear, these are only for your upper berth I think, these are sufficient? What? We just reached your junction This list is longer than Schindler's list! Yeah, yeah.

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it'l be longer than our voters list Sir, I think my pain is reducing now.

I will leave now sir.

When the fee is ten rupees every tamarind from Thailand becomes a patient.

Nuts and dry fruits! Is Happy Singh still Happy? Ya.

Even after some baldy beat him blues, he still is laughing Okay, ask him to come with his X-Ray Okay sir Mother of X-RAY Even your skeleton is laughing?! Vaikuntam, mix up all the medicines and lets give him a butt-poke Okay sir Why do we need butt-pokes sir? If I want to come, I will come If you don't want me to come, I will come What have I given you doc? Apart from the 10 rupee fees He might be a doctor You might be a compounder But I will never be a patient We accept we are only the patients.

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please spare us Have you linked your Aadhar? Baldy, want to beat me again? FOff How can I help you, sir? DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY!! What did I say sir? I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO SPEAK PEACEFULLY AN IDIOT OUTSIDE WAS CONTINUOUSLY AND SILENTLY LAUGHING.

I HIT HIM HARD.

HE IS STILL DIDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

So, you are the chosen one.

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YES!! (Computing Idea) SINCE HOW LONG ARE YOU BEHAVING LIKE HULK? Since six months sir.

DO YOU EAT MORE SPICY FOOD? No sir, I eat normally like everyone.

Please put these in your ears.

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SAY WHAT? PUT THIS IN YOUR EARS, YOU ANGRY BIRD! Ear testing.

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I do not get angry now sir! YOU CORIANDER OF CARIBBEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE AN EARDRUM, NOT ANGER.

GO GET AN HEARING AID! (ChammakChallo) Yo Doctor, Y're my Chammak challo.

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Yo Compounder, Chammak Challo.

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As expected.

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Anyways, why are you singing? (Titanic) Everyyyy word from my mouth has now become a soooong.

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From when have you become a super singer? (Titanic) Far across the moon light, I once ate a hard Poori.

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Hard Poori? Chala chayya chayya.

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Chayya chayya.

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chala chayya chayya chayya.

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You Telugu Taher Shah.

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once stand up The following treatment will be very simple Sit down Sir, my songs have become words Thats why, don't eat everything that is hard As my hard poori came out, I want to feed you a soft sweet I will give them my first priority Compounder: Why did the power go off now? Sir, thats not the Soft sweet Its the hard poori May Taher shah help you Arey, what happened??? Even your words have become songs!!!.

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